{"product_id":"insert-coffee-to-continue-retro-pixel-t-shirt","title":"Insert Coffee to Continue Retro Pixel T‑Shirt","description":"\u003cb\u003e⚙️ DadOS™ Approved Comfort \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e🖥️ Built for Modern Fatherhood. Optimized for Everyday Missions.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eEvery DadOS™ tee is printed on the premium Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-Shirt, because running the Family IT Department, recovering lost chargers, and keeping household systems online requires gear that's up to the task. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e👕 Soft Yet Durable\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCrafted from soft ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort, whether you're fixing the Wi-Fi, coaching a student driver, or deploying patience. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e⚡\u003c\/span\u003e Lightweight Performance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eA modern, breathable fit that keeps up with coffee runs, weekend projects, backyard adventures, and unexpected support tickets. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e📏 True-to-Size Fit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDesigned with a classic unisex cut that fits reliably—no complicated setup process required. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e🔄 Ready for Constant Updates\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBuilt to handle repeated wear and washes while maintaining the premium feel DadOS is known for. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e🇺🇸 Printed with Care 🇨🇦\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eEach shirt is professionally printed and shipped with attention to quality, making it a perfect gift for the household systems administrator in your life. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e☕ DadOS™ Status Report: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eComfort: ██████████ \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003eReliability: ██████████ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003eCoffee Required: ████████░░ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e \u003cb\u003eDadOS™ — Modern Fatherhood System \/\/ Constant Updates.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":48302582530270,"sku":"57374662492197656650","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48302582563038,"sku":"15505388474358146817","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48302582595806,"sku":"59050907586104685635","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":48302582628574,"sku":"61861062984668234997","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":48302582661342,"sku":"73295286949144477535","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48302582694110,"sku":"33312097139622051500","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48302582726878,"sku":"23870962021588127772","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":48302582759646,"sku":"10868677803799814686","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":48302582792414,"sku":"47506023083833026359","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":48302582825182,"sku":"98477596192120902586","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":48302582857950,"sku":"18413384622470599195","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48302582890718,"sku":"19614222630949456124","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48302582923486,"sku":"29579247608987702810","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":48302582956254,"sku":"18998197291396063028","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":48302582989022,"sku":"10112101545629015432","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48302583021790,"sku":"20100173393084889002","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48302583054558,"sku":"15395947823506340274","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":48302583087326,"sku":"31833984971330848737","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48302583120094,"sku":"31112051468483650069","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":48302583152862,"sku":"21221996770313056643","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":48302583185630,"sku":"18427977066217007307","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":48302583218398,"sku":"81057410304746442531","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":48302583251166,"sku":"22167671829198275664","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":48302583283934,"sku":"33728495683900331345","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48302583316702,"sku":"32181350549542477808","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48302583349470,"sku":"22252860244885770827","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":48302583382238,"sku":"17126467602854936890","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48302583415006,"sku":"13498807321257750646","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":48302583447774,"sku":"31529508354617455298","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":48302583480542,"sku":"51668351087124484541","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":48302583513310,"sku":"57849498650746787687","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48302583546078,"sku":"41879436150361305409","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48302583578846,"sku":"27967747974113166890","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48302583611614,"sku":"27361503872633795482","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48302583644382,"sku":"27827096827081914150","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48302583677150,"sku":"32019065411741177962","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48302583709918,"sku":"30725945467729153746","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48302583742686,"sku":"15873051022551879795","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":48302583775454,"sku":"33001942712419911777","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48302583808222,"sku":"18605260197268628273","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48302583840990,"sku":"31355331874654556167","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48302583873758,"sku":"26483198488470359143","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48302583906526,"sku":"28316551765290399854","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48302583939294,"sku":"68770766252752293678","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48302583972062,"sku":"88416440272357970226","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48302584004830,"sku":"61942821870233634653","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48302584037598,"sku":"21478814869813641755","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":48302584070366,"sku":"23222899830623473310","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48302584103134,"sku":"99847966789056698063","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48302584135902,"sku":"23517868695089407034","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/6996\/1694\/files\/4807030636206398406_2048.jpg?v=1781405798","url":"https:\/\/dados.life\/products\/insert-coffee-to-continue-retro-pixel-t-shirt","provider":"DadOS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}