{"product_id":"firmware-father-t-shirt","title":"Firmware Father T-Shirt","description":"\u003cb\u003e⚙️ DadOS™ Approved Comfort \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e🖥️ Built for Modern Fatherhood. Optimized for Everyday Missions.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eEvery DadOS™ tee is printed on the premium Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-Shirt, because running the Family IT Department, recovering lost chargers, and keeping household systems online requires gear that's up to the task. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e👕 Soft Yet Durable\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCrafted from soft ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort, whether you're fixing the Wi-Fi, coaching a student driver, or deploying patience. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e⚡\u003c\/span\u003e Lightweight Performance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eA modern, breathable fit that keeps up with coffee runs, weekend projects, backyard adventures, and unexpected support tickets. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e📏 True-to-Size Fit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDesigned with a classic unisex cut that fits reliably—no complicated setup process required. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e🔄 Ready for Constant Updates\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBuilt to handle repeated wear and washes while maintaining the premium feel DadOS is known for. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e🇺🇸 Printed with Care 🇨🇦\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eEach shirt is professionally printed and shipped with attention to quality, making it a perfect gift for the household systems administrator in your life. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e☕ DadOS™ Status Report: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eComfort: ██████████ \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003eReliability: ██████████ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003eCoffee Required: ████████░░ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e \u003cb\u003eDadOS™ — Modern Fatherhood System \/\/ Constant Updates.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48389155258590,"sku":"86054315585097201140","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48389155291358,"sku":"54987628040487265436","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":48389155324126,"sku":"22299006160022960847","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48389155356894,"sku":"26613499856441538482","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48389155389662,"sku":"12488687622639346112","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":48389155422430,"sku":"96505601676523586830","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":48389155455198,"sku":"12839819904888620202","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48389155487966,"sku":"30319237331214734134","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48389155520734,"sku":"93614064711505985445","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":48389155553502,"sku":"45302625093005272080","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48389155586270,"sku":"39205047925542809675","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48389155619038,"sku":"74502602848373216582","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":48389155651806,"sku":"24516371588778602995","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48389155684574,"sku":"15081884078645121769","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":48389155717342,"sku":"95074626380497670577","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":48389155750110,"sku":"20415003454171105462","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48389155782878,"sku":"70666123809098596189","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48389155815646,"sku":"26184867492343704085","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":48389155848414,"sku":"18226977067338109789","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48389155881182,"sku":"18628329572734043142","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":48389155913950,"sku":"31233851231495794833","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48389155946718,"sku":"41035142620687704286","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48389155979486,"sku":"15015023764712656964","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48389156012254,"sku":"32056894888575287119","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48389156045022,"sku":"18870022187157460084","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48389156077790,"sku":"18752835711120962048","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48389156110558,"sku":"47047940946172076059","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48389156143326,"sku":"81307580973414922094","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48389156176094,"sku":"97092682500491582954","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48389156208862,"sku":"21153147757760250742","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48389156241630,"sku":"17378700160026027668","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48389156274398,"sku":"32491736403807662940","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48389156307166,"sku":"58435839147528299469","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48389156339934,"sku":"23889434373272534225","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/6996\/1694\/files\/4221726737817866269_2048.jpg?v=1782809587","url":"https:\/\/dados.life\/products\/firmware-father-t-shirt","provider":"DadOS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}