{"product_id":"cache-me-outside-t-shirt","title":"Cache Me Outside T-Shirt","description":"\u003cb\u003e⚙️ DadOS™ Approved Comfort \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e🖥️ Built for Modern Fatherhood. Optimized for Everyday Missions.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eEvery DadOS™ tee is printed on the premium Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-Shirt, because running the Family IT Department, recovering lost chargers, and keeping household systems online requires gear that's up to the task. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e👕 Soft Yet Durable\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCrafted from soft ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort, whether you're fixing the Wi-Fi, coaching a student driver, or deploying patience. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e⚡\u003c\/span\u003e Lightweight Performance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eA modern, breathable fit that keeps up with coffee runs, weekend projects, backyard adventures, and unexpected support tickets. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e📏 True-to-Size Fit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDesigned with a classic unisex cut that fits reliably—no complicated setup process required. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e🔄 Ready for Constant Updates\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBuilt to handle repeated wear and washes while maintaining the premium feel DadOS is known for. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e🇺🇸 Printed with Care 🇨🇦\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eEach shirt is professionally printed and shipped with attention to quality, making it a perfect gift for the household systems administrator in your life. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e☕ DadOS™ Status Report: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eComfort: ██████████ \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003eReliability: ██████████ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003eCoffee Required: ████████░░ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e \u003cb\u003eDadOS™ — Modern Fatherhood System \/\/ Constant Updates.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style='font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48447686377694,"sku":"80698749260981973447","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":48447686410462,"sku":"26428386363114492998","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":48447686443230,"sku":"10428729073332480932","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":48447686475998,"sku":"14831987863159412983","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48447686508766,"sku":"18672475560226542797","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":48447686541534,"sku":"33171285945404495198","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":48447686574302,"sku":"21820171387329337744","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":48447686607070,"sku":"11908079869549618078","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48447686639838,"sku":"24472114294734551228","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":48447686672606,"sku":"10667302229396927395","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":48447686705374,"sku":"22628493474391472046","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":48447686738142,"sku":"39120832235544950189","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48447686770910,"sku":"10201770552662401741","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":48447686803678,"sku":"19332158698521103516","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48447686836446,"sku":"11434631210151791045","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":48447686869214,"sku":"15691904379433362224","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":48447686901982,"sku":"83827565086608129327","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":48447686934750,"sku":"29970475873317286552","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":48447686967518,"sku":"10724892815762783982","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48447687000286,"sku":"15728407212956150813","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":48447687033054,"sku":"19754995658945850426","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48447687065822,"sku":"29520238625575059769","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":48447687098590,"sku":"16987364857964959421","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":48447687131358,"sku":"33058742312066098493","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48447687164126,"sku":"30293260457638505179","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48447687196894,"sku":"31705412145763342848","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48447687229662,"sku":"20391531679391620435","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48447687262430,"sku":"27259062801653055612","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48447687295198,"sku":"24199354037632492398","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48447687327966,"sku":"15853344857160398654","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48447687360734,"sku":"19750870944890390708","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48447687393502,"sku":"27739330866438647613","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48447687426270,"sku":"29193864502454285870","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48447687459038,"sku":"31474934945342766019","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48447687491806,"sku":"27935480345407845020","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48447687524574,"sku":"75705255558185410608","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":48447687557342,"sku":"19547422389828701292","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48447687590110,"sku":"17031676004278906813","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48447687622878,"sku":"57174119813426456640","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/6996\/1694\/files\/12808947934906179623_2048.jpg?v=1784403761","url":"https:\/\/dados.life\/products\/cache-me-outside-t-shirt","provider":"DadOS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}